Posts tagged xmas
The real reason why NORAD is tracking Santa
DOD traces Santa for children and also for the INS. Keep in mind that just for Christmas; Santa sneaks not only into our homes but he is sneaking into the USA as an undocumented worker, along with the fact that he’s not paying taxes on any of his imports.
Private Military Companies such as Blackwater is also tracking Santa and at the same time protecting him from terrorist threats.
The Pope was tackled. Merry Christmas!
Track Santa with the help of NORAD
I think I’m drunk because I’m sarting to enjoy tracking santa.
FIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE GOOOOOLLLDDEEEN RIIIIIIINNGGGS!
Four talking birds
Three something else
Two turtle things
AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!!!
Thinking about sending a care package to our troops?
VI. Don’t put “Word Finds” in your care package. How effing old do you think your audience is over here? The minimum age of a person to join the military is seventeen, and that’s with their parents permission. Don’t insult our intelligence. Yes, we joined the military, but we can also tie our own shoes and operate a phone.You may as well just send us coloring books or a poster-sized letter that says we support you retarded morons. […]
Disclaimer: I love each and every care package I receive. Hopefully you have a sense of humor if you choose to read on.
WTF? Where are they going?
Happy Holidays!
