Posts tagged twitter

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@ralphdagza

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I love 50Cent’s tweets

I love 50Cent’s tweets

Chinese girl retweets a satirical joke on Twitter and gets sentenced to a "re-education camp" for her thoughtcrime

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Twitter Fails To Locate Osama bin Laden

Twitter Fails To Locate Osama bin Laden

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God Apologizes For Creating Bieber. [ via @God ]

God Apologizes For Creating Bieber. [ via @God ]

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Disney kids these days.

Disney kids these days.

butthurtfilipinos

I'm done making fun of Justin Bieber

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Twitter: The Movie (via tmblg)

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I can read your stupid tweets, look through your Facebook pics and watch every Cat videos on Youtube on my alarm clock. This is the new Sony Dash from the same company who brought us the Walkman.

I can read your stupid tweets, look through your Facebook pics and watch every Cat videos on Youtube on my alarm clock. This is the new Sony Dash from the same company who brought us the Walkman.

I’m going to start dropping suicidal tweets to get free wheat thins.

China has blocked Twitter

Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I’m having for lunch.

I don’t go to church but that’s okay because I follow Jesus on Twitter
Yours truly

Twitter is down

  • Girl: I've broken up with Jim
  • Boy: Really? How could he cope with it?
  • Girl: He doesn't know it yet, Twitter is down.
Twitter is down.

Twitter is down.

When Moses tweets, you better digg it or RT

When Moses tweets, you better digg it or RT