Posts tagged teacher

haha.

  • teacher: (sarcastically) If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up.
  • after a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
  • teacher: now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!
  • student: well actually i don't, but i'd hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.

There are only two types of Americans in Korea. Military or ESL Teacher

  • Her: I think you're in the Military
  • Me: No, I'm a teacher
  • Her: *points at my biceps* Teachers in Korea don't work out
  • Me: IM ON TUMBLR!