My sexy dance
Nice Ass! (via girlsgotafacelikemurder)

Appear shirtless or at least scantily clad at every opportunity. When you disrobe, make sure that you do something fun-looking like jump into a pool or toss a football around. (you can also try leaning against a tree or an old fence)
No really, I’m just saying… I know, right?
You can find them here. Thank me later gay guys!
(Nothing against gay people. This is a response to email)
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Love Gym Socks
This is hot