Posts tagged life
When the condom comes out, the erection goes down
Pretty much!
What I learned this month
- I can beatmatch like a champ.
- Crowd surfing is new to Koreans.
- Girls use me just to get back with their BF(s).
- Patron is my new favorite drink.
- I have a lot of disposable friends.
- Taco salad is amazing.
- memegenerator.net is my #1 procrastinating tool
- Your mom is hot.
- Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern US state.
- All polar bears are left-handed.
I am trying to get my life in order. I am trying to accept the responsibilities that come with being an adult as gracefully as I can…. But it’s proving a little difficult….. There’s like, 300 more Pokemon than there were when I started…
Learn.
- NEVER put your all into someone.
- NEVER trust anyone with everything you have.
- NEVER make someone your priority.
- NEVER love someone.
Unless you’re sure they won’t let you fall from such great heights. (via ashlesbashles)
I missed it by 1 point… I was the #4 non selecteeeeeeee.
Syracuse by Pinback
If you’re thinking about joining the Military or the USAF, this song defines how the life in the Air Force really is…
“Step down into sand, water carries us from here”
After signing that paper, they take you where ever they need you but its up to you to make the best out of it. Don’t let them carry you away, you can step out of the sand because you’re still in charge of your life and your career.
Want to know how to dance K Pop Style?
Just landed in S. Korea
I’m the only one who has an iPad in this country. Korean customs tried to charge me 20,000 won for bringing a product from the future. I miss my bed. I guess Justin Bieber is no longer coming to North Korea, I was gonna buy a front row ticket. Some bitch stole my iPod while I was sleeping in the plane, I hope they like heavy metal and suicide girls podcasts.
Sent from my iPad
Basra, Iraq: I kinda miss the noise of sirens, rockets, mortars, C-RAMS, and the adrenalin. Luckily, I’m still alive and I cannot wait to deploy again.
I remember saying the same thing when I was little
So I purchased PDG Gold for Mac. PDG Gold is a self-study guide that help thousands of enlisted Air Force personnel prepare for promotion exams each year. After going through 3 chapters, I discovered the game section and played “Whack the PDG” for 3 hours.
So… I got promoted to SrA ! I’m so Rad!
