Posts tagged apple

Just landed in S. Korea

I’m the only one who has an iPad in this country. Korean customs tried to charge me 20,000 won for bringing a product from the future. I miss my bed. I guess Justin Bieber is no longer coming to North Korea, I was gonna buy a front row ticket. Some bitch stole my iPod while I was sleeping in the plane, I hope they like heavy metal and suicide girls podcasts.

Sent from my iPad

Apple to hold iPhone 4 press conference this Friday

Steve Jobs is launching the new iPhone 5! LOL

During my keynote

During my keynote

She’s the reason I wanted to go to Canada and also to see baby Miguel (my new nephew) and beat up Justin Bieber (Hopefully) but I’m not going to make it this time. BBL I’m gonna go cry in the corner. Ktnxbai.

She’s the reason I wanted to go to Canada and also to see baby Miguel (my new nephew) and beat up Justin Bieber (Hopefully) but I’m not going to make it this time. BBL I’m gonna go cry in the corner. Ktnxbai.

My Applets

My Applets

this is perfect for drug dealers and hookers

iPad. Meet velcro.

deleteyourself: Every DJ on planet Earth plays off of a Macbook. Seriously, it’s proven. Though, for some reason it makes 100% sense that the RZA uses a Toshiba. I think he needs to keep Microsoft Office open so he can count his $$$ in Excel. (Link)

deleteyourself:

Every DJ on planet Earth plays off of a Macbook. Seriously, it’s proven. Though, for some reason it makes 100% sense that the RZA uses a Toshiba. I think he needs to keep Microsoft Office open so he can count his $$$ in Excel. (Link)

So I purchased PDG Gold for Mac. PDG Gold is a self-study guide that help thousands of enlisted Air Force personnel prepare for promotion exams each year. After going through 3 chapters, I discovered the game section and played “Whack the PDG” for 3 hours.

So I purchased PDG Gold for Mac. PDG Gold is a self-study guide that help thousands of enlisted Air Force personnel prepare for promotion exams each year. After going through 3 chapters, I discovered the game section and played “Whack the PDG” for 3 hours.

Flash was created during the PC era – for PCs and mice. … But the mobile era is about low power devices, touch interfaces and open web standards – all areas where Flash falls short.
Steve Jobs: Thoughts on Flash (via marco)
Good thing I have a job

Good thing I have a job

Damn, Gizmodo.

marco:

Did you really need to publicly shame the poor guy with his full name and photo?

Don’t you think he feels bad enough already?

Did that really add anything to the story?

You just took a dark time in this man’s life — caused only by his negligence, not malice — and made it much worse. For what reason? Did you make anyone’s lives better by having done that?

He’s reffering about this one http://gizmodo.com/5520438/how-apple-lost-the-next-iphone

Anyway, the new iPhone looks pretty cool

how do people with an iPhone get lost

stammy:

fireinyoureyes:

marshallmathers:

the internet is right in your hand…

 One of my friends has an iPhone and she ALWAYS asks me questions like, “can you look up movies times?” and “do you know how to get there?” I always tell her to just look it up on her phone and she gets annoyed. Excuse me, missy. If you didn’t want people getting annoyed with you when you refuse to look up answers to your own questions, you shouldn’t have gotten an iPhone.

i hate those types of people..

Thieves cut hole in roof and rappel down to steal 20 Apple laptops from a Best Buy, never touching the floor or setting off any motion detectors.

growingup:

They never touched the floor — that would have set off an alarm. They didn’t appear on store security cameras. They cut a hole in the roof and came in at a spot where the cameras were obscured by advertising banners. They left with some $26,000 in laptop computers, departing the same way they came in — down a gas pipe that runs from the roof to the ground outside the store.

The new iPad Nano!