Posts tagged Witty

You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down a muffin store
Sheldon
I’m not a whore but “never have I ever” makes me feel like a slut, we might have to start playing “rarely have I ever.
Ralph Dagza

Relationships used to have well defined milestones. First dates, first kisses, anniversaries, etc. Now the biggest turning points are status changes to ‘in a relationship’ and dual profile pics

unpublishedwriting

I think copy & paste is the greatest invention ever

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