Military Fart Ban Is a Real Stinker

“audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.”

The Onion: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A Cactus

“He must speak frankly to the American people about his mammalian background,” Pelmont added. “If not, it’s only a matter of time before people start believing those fringe bloggers who claim the president of the United States is actually an old washing machine.”