Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I’m not a whore but “never have I ever” makes me feel like a slut, we might have to start playing “rarely have I ever.
Blackwater is to the US Military what FedEx is to the US Postal Service.
You know you can shoot people here, you don’t have to throw a wrench.
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.
