Posts tagged Pick up line

Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?

  • You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
  • Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
  • You: Really? I have a goldfish.
  • Her: What?
  • You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

mrharveynygma

call me mr. flinstone, i can make your bed rock.

(via dearestsamantha)

samanthachelsea