zuckonit:

Erica Albright’s a bitch. You think that’s because her family changed their name from Albrecht or because all B.U. girls are bitches? Folks, for the record, she may look like a 34D, but she’s getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria’s Secret. She’s a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising.

Dear Facebook

I’ve got 5 mayorship on 4square and you’re gonna ruin it by launching “Facebook places” I’ve worked hard to become the mayor of this strip club in Lexington.

I can’t stand “it’s complicated” status. Why the need to air your dirty laundry so visibly. It should be renamed “look at me, I’m full of drama.”

pie0:

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