Posts tagged Chat
bree: ralph ily
kikifierce: what is this glow
kikifierce: WHAT IS THIS GLOW
rebecca: ok ralph
bree: SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO
alejandro: twss
ralphieee: i was talking to my gf
callie: he’s ~glowing
kikifierce: I CANNOT
rieisawesome: OMG I CANT EVEN.
sammehclay: it’s coming from his diq
teacher: (sarcastically) If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up.
after a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
teacher: now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!
student: well actually i don't, but i'd hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
Elephant: Hey, Camel, you look stupid with two boobs on your back, HAHA. Why do you even have it?
Camel: Huh, that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face. HAHA.
Me: Sup?
Jesus: Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.
Me: How's it going?
Jesus: LOL
Me: Excuse me?
Jesus: I'm just fucking with you, you're on your own.
Q: Why do nuns not wear bras?
A: Because God supports everything.
Him: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Him: When you fell from heaven
Her: Awwww
Him: Cuz your face is pretty fucked up
Female friend: He has been begging me for a BJ but doesnt want to get mono
Ralph Dagza: How is he gunna get mono? Is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Girl: I've broken up with Jim
Boy: Really? How could he cope with it?
Girl: He doesn't know it yet, Twitter is down.
Me: My ex stayed the night
Him: Is she still there?
Me: Nahhh, she left but she picked my uniforms from the cleaners
Him: She's a keeper!
Girl: So..... Are you going to ask me out?
Ralph: Nope (kept walking away)
Girl: You're kidding (laugh) ummm why not?
Ralph: I saw you were getting fucked by three guys in front of everybody last cinco de mayo. Every whole was occupied!
Girl: I was drunk
Ralph: So was I
Girl: We'll get drunk together, what do you think?
