Posts tagged 2010
I missed it by 1 point… I was the #4 non selecteeeeeeee.
i hate when people start soccer matches in the middle of my vuvuzela concert
Police: Vuvuzela noise drives an American nuts
BERLIN – German police say an American got so fed up with the constant mosquito-like droning from his neighbors’ vuvuzela plastic horns that he threatened to kill them with an ax.
Police in the Bavarian city of Weiden said Friday the 45-year-old man confronted his neighbors during Thursday’s Netherlands-Cameroon World Cup game wielding the ax.
They said he was so sick of the constant buzzing and honking from the vuvuzelas since the tournament began that he screamed: “I will kill you,” and then returned home.
German authorities took the U.S. Army civilian employee into custody and turned him over to U.S. military police. The military says he has been released and the matter is in German hands.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Funny observation about World Cup 2010.
It`s 2010. Now where the hell are the flying cars?
I better get a hover board by 2015
My 2010 New Year’s Resolution/Goals
Quit smoking- Disregard, I just bought a pack of smokes today- Get promoted to Staff Seargent
- Start a startup company
- Become a model (A hair model)
- Get a cat
- Try not get a girl pregnant (No shit)
- Invest more money - Buy more Apple (AAPL) stocks
- Find a smoking hot sexy girlfriend
- Pay off my credit cards
- Get more than 2 hours of sleep each night
- Get wasted with @aplusk also known as Ashton Kutcher
- Design more album art and posters or get a fucking side job
- Wear an American Apparel shirt with my name written on it in Helvetica
- Build a “Time Machine” and give free rides
- Unfollow Julia Allison on Twitter
- I will do less laundry and use more deodoran
- Make a hit song using Auto-tune
- I will cut my hair
Worship ScientologyBecome a successful Vegan- I will not use the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses
- I will grow my hair
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number
- Procrastinate more
Last but not the least:
- My 2010 New Year’s resolution is 1600 by 1200 pixels
