melanderson:

Ralph,
Quit sending me more fucking puppies! I don’t want that crazy bitch from PETA at my doorstep.

I love you and Happy Valentine’s Day.

Are we still doing that shoot with the cow??

Fuck Yeah!  I also want to get a picture taken in the middle of the busiest intersection in Fort Myers naked for my modeling porfolio.

melanderson:

Ralph,
Quit sending me more fucking puppies! I don’t want that crazy bitch from PETA at my doorstep.

I love you and Happy Valentine’s Day.

Are we still doing that shoot with the cow??

Fuck Yeah! I also want to get a picture taken in the middle of the busiest intersection in Fort Myers naked for my modeling porfolio.

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