tmblg: THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. Look, I realize that I am probably the most hilarious, literate, humble person to have ever graced the pages of your Tumblr dashboard, but I’d really prefer it if you sent me material goods in the mail instead of these “heartfelt” messages. Some ideas: cakes, bath salts, potpourri, chocolate, or hey, just flat out send me some money (2,139 x $2 = $4,278). NO MESSAGES OR LETTERS (especially handmade ones) - they will be shredded on arrival. Damn bro

tmblg:

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. Look, I realize that I am probably the most hilarious, literate, humble person to have ever graced the pages of your Tumblr dashboard, but I’d really prefer it if you sent me material goods in the mail instead of these “heartfelt” messages. Some ideas: cakes, bath salts, potpourri, chocolate, or hey, just flat out send me some money (2,139 x $2 = $4,278). NO MESSAGES OR LETTERS (especially handmade ones) - they will be shredded on arrival.

Damn bro

tmblg

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    Dude, I’m pretty sure...doesn’t cost unless...use a custom...
  3. myeviltwin reblogged this from tmblg and added:
    Weird how they added a comma...number since your last update. OMG SO BUSTED FTW BBQ....
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