- Question: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
- Answer: He'll tell you
- Question: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
- Answer: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
- Question: How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
- Answer: Just one. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her..
- Question: What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?
- Answer: The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when it's drunk.
- Question: What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
- Answer: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
