• SSgt: Why did the chicken crossed the street?
  • Ralph Dagza: Why?
  • SSgt: Because my dick was stuck in it.
  • Ralph Dagza: Huh?
  • SSgt: Hahaha
  • Ralph Dagza: You don't make sense and you called yourself a chicken fucker
  • SSgt: I did?
  • Ralph Dagza: Yup!
  • SSgt: But I'm not
  • Ralph Dagza: Oh well... *Slap!*