Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
- You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
- Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
- You: Really? I have a goldfish.
- Her: What?
- You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
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This. Is. The. BEST. Pickup. Line. EVER!
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