My 2010 New Year’s Resolution/Goals

  1. Quit smoking - Disregard, I just bought a pack of smokes today
  2. Get promoted to Staff Seargent
  3. Start a startup company
  4. Become a model (A hair model)
  5. Get a cat
  6. Try not get a girl pregnant (No shit)
  7. Invest more money - Buy more Apple (AAPL) stocks
  8. Find a smoking hot sexy girlfriend
  9. Pay off my credit cards
  10. Get more than 2 hours of sleep each night
  11. Get wasted with @aplusk also known as Ashton Kutcher
  12. Design more album art and posters or get a fucking side job
  13. Wear an American Apparel shirt with my name written on it in Helvetica
  14. Build a “Time Machine” and give free rides
  15. Unfollow Julia Allison on Twitter
  16. I will do less laundry and use more deodoran
  17. Make a hit song using Auto-tune
  18. I will cut my hair
  19. Worship Scientology
  20. Become a successful Vegan
  21. I will not use the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses
  22. I will grow my hair
  23. I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number
  24. Procrastinate more

Last but not the least:

  • My 2010 New Year’s  resolution is 1600 by 1200 pixels

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