The real reason why NORAD is tracking Santa

DOD traces Santa for children and also for the INS. Keep in mind that just for Christmas; Santa sneaks not only into our homes but he is sneaking into the USA as an undocumented worker, along with the fact that he’s not paying taxes on any of his imports.

Private Military Companies such as Blackwater is also tracking Santa and at the same time protecting him from terrorist threats.

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  1. ralph posted this