Thinking about sending a care package to our troops?

VI. Don’t put “Word Finds” in your care package. How effing old do you think your audience is over here? The minimum age of a person to join the military is seventeen, and that’s with their parents permission. Don’t insult our intelligence. Yes, we joined the military, but we can also tie our own shoes and operate a phone.You may as well just send us coloring books or a poster-sized letter that says we support you retarded morons. […]

Disclaimer: I love each and every care package I receive. Hopefully you have a sense of humor if you choose to read on.