Ralph Dagza

8th Grader Sex Therapist

I’m having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?
Mike F., New Jersey

I don’t get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you’re gay or something, I dunno. She’s naked, right? Just have her tug at your boner. If it doesn’t work, you like dudes. Go have sex with a dude or something. I’ll bet your boner will stay.

I’ve been with my boyfriend for 3 years, but he’s never given me an orgasm. Are we doing something wrong?
Carol H., California

You should let him finger you. My friend Ray fingered a girl behind the 7/11 and she came like three times. But Ray says he’s really good so I don’t know if it will work with your boyfriend. He should still try though.

My partner and I have been keeping our relationship a secret from my family. Is there any way to tell my dad that I’m a lesbian without setting him off?
Lacey L., New York

Lesbians are awesome. If your dad doesn’t like lesbians, he’s gay. You guys should make out in front of him and send me a video of it.

(via CollegeHumor)