To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
author Bill Bryson, on pets (via cockenblog) (via streeter)

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