The Onion: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A Cactus

“He must speak frankly to the American people about his mammalian background,” Pelmont added. “If not, it’s only a matter of time before people start believing those fringe bloggers who claim the president of the United States is actually an old washing machine.”

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