melanderson: ralph: mel ralph: i need a gf...

melanderson:

ralph: mel
ralph: i need a gf
ralph: a temporary one
me: awww
me: lol
ralph: mainly for taking my clothes from the cleaners
ralph: to/from
me: hahahaha
me: so you need an assistant
ralph: well
ralph: i need sex also
ralph: that is sexual harrasssment
me: assistant with benefits?
ralph: tell your tumblr followers
ralph: just post my half naked photo with it
me: i don’t have a half naked photo of you ralph
ralph: didnt i email it to you
me: Noo
ralph: brb
ralph: let me find me iphone

This is a paying gig as well.
You can contact him at ralph.dagza@gmail.com
remember, this pays $$$$.

what an ass. lol