How to eliminate a whore and make them cry

  • Girl: So..... Are you going to ask me out?
  • Ralph: Nope (kept walking away)
  • Girl: You're kidding (laugh) ummm why not?
  • Ralph: I saw you were getting fucked by three guys in front of everybody last cinco de mayo. Every whole was occupied!
  • Girl: I was drunk
  • Ralph: So was I
  • Girl: We'll get drunk together, what do you think?

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