How to eliminate a whore and make them cry
- Girl: So..... Are you going to ask me out?
- Ralph: Nope (kept walking away)
- Girl: You're kidding (laugh) ummm why not?
- Ralph: I saw you were getting fucked by three guys in front of everybody last cinco de mayo. Every whole was occupied!
- Girl: I was drunk
- Ralph: So was I
- Girl: We'll get drunk together, what do you think?