July 2010
104 posts
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CHICKEN POT PIE
My three favorite things
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Best way to describe America to Korean children
McDonalds, Lady Gaga, Snooki, Facebook, Christian people, Nike, Taco Bell, and Justin Bieber (even though he’s Canadian)
Jul 29th
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Someone please recommend me to the world! →
If you get me a sticker I will send you a special gift :)
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
Follow my friend Ramy →
He’s a member of my wolfpack
Jul 21st
papajonas asked: RALPH!
do you have a twitter?(:
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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“You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down...”
– Sheldon
Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
Jul 18th
Anonymous asked: I want to lick your back
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
jonessss asked: soooo are you going to hook up with "christy" or whatever the name was.
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
Jul 17th
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Just landed in S. Korea
I’m the only one who has an iPad in this country. Korean customs tried to charge me 20,000 won for bringing a product from the future. I miss my bed. I guess Justin Bieber is no longer coming to North Korea, I was gonna buy a front row ticket. Some bitch stole my iPod while I was sleeping in the plane, I hope they like heavy metal and suicide girls podcasts. Sent from my iPad
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Apple to hold iPhone 4 press conference this...
Steve Jobs is launching the new iPhone 5! LOL
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
Jul 15th
maeishere asked: Happy Birthday!
Jul 14th
papajonas asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY THO RALPH<333333333333
Jul 14th
Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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RALPH, WHERE ART THOU.
Today I turn 24. I always thought 24 was a good age to be. You’re still in your early twenties, so you’re still young, but not quite young. PS. I’m in Chicago
Jul 14th
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Jul 12th
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A message to a private military contractor
You know you can shoot people out here, You don’t have to throw wrenches.
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 11th
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“i hate when people start soccer matches in the middle of my vuvuzela concert”
– Dan Keagins
Jul 11th