July 2010
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CHICKEN POT PIE
My three favorite things
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Best way to describe America to Korean children
McDonalds, Lady Gaga, Snooki, Facebook, Christian people, Nike, Taco Bell, and Justin Bieber (even though he’s Canadian)
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Someone please recommend me to the world! →
If you get me a sticker I will send you a special gift :)
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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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Follow my friend Ramy →
He’s a member of my wolfpack
papajonas asked: RALPH!
do you have a twitter?(:
do you have a twitter?(:
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You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down...
– Sheldon
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Anonymous asked: I want to lick your back
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jonessss asked: soooo are you going to hook up with "christy" or whatever the name was.
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Just landed in S. Korea
I’m the only one who has an iPad in this country. Korean customs tried to charge me 20,000 won for bringing a product from the future. I miss my bed. I guess Justin Bieber is no longer coming to North Korea, I was gonna buy a front row ticket. Some bitch stole my iPod while I was sleeping in the plane, I hope they like heavy metal and suicide girls podcasts.
Sent from my iPad
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Apple to hold iPhone 4 press conference this...
Steve Jobs is launching the new iPhone 5! LOL
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maeishere asked: Happy Birthday!
papajonas asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY THO RALPH<333333333333
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RALPH, WHERE ART THOU.
Today I turn 24. I always thought 24 was a good age to be. You’re still in your early twenties, so you’re still young, but not quite young.
PS. I’m in Chicago
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A message to a private military contractor
You know you can shoot people out here, You don’t have to throw wrenches.
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i hate when people start soccer matches in the middle of my vuvuzela concert
– Dan Keagins