January 2010
39 posts
Anonymous asked: Have u ever had a cockmeat sandwich?
Jan 31st
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Who want's to meet up?
Anyone from Seattle Tacoma Intl. Airport area who wants to meet up? Email me or ask me using Tumblr’s ask feature. http://ralph.dagza.com/ask
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“You know you can shoot people here, you don’t have to throw a wrench.”
– British military contractor from the movie “Hurt Locker”
Jan 30th
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WatchWatch
The new iPad Nano!
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Drake (12) Jeremiah (11) Kanye West (11) Young Money (10) Iyaz (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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“Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...”
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who...
Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. Remove your laptop. Start it up. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying. Then click here.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Attack Attack! (5) Chevelle (4) Anberlin (3) The Devil Wears Prada (3) A Day to Remember (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 22nd
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KIDS REENACT THE JERSEY SHORE
Jan 21st
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Web 2.0 Suicide Machine →
Really cool and fun way to delete your online presence (Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter)
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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ListenStanky Legg - GS Boyz Stupid dance, performed...
Jan 17th
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Female friend: He has been begging me for a BJ but doesnt want to get mono
Ralph Dagza: How is he gunna get mono? Is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Jan 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
The Devil Wears Prada (8) A Day to Remember (5) Drake (4) Hey Champ (3) Titus Jones (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Jan 11th
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tttori: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me!...
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
something-to-say asked: Ralph, why did you think it was a great idea to get in the pool well after the party was over, then proceed to walk through the house butt naked over people sleeping on the floor, then commence to sit spread eagle on Cameron's bed asking for a towel, only then, and not prior?? This is important! A dog's life is at stake!
Jan 8th
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Question
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless??
Jan 8th
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Ask me anything! →
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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call me mr. flinstone, i can make your bed rock.
(via dearestsamantha)
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
Hollywood Undead (17) A Day to Remember (11) Titus Jones (8) Relient K (4) A Plus D (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 5th
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It`s 2010. Now where the hell are the flying cars?
I better get a hover board by 2015
Jan 3rd
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My 2010 New Year's Resolution/Goals
Quit smoking - Disregard, I just bought a pack of smokes today Get promoted to Staff Seargent Start a startup company Become a model (A hair model) Get a cat Try not get a girl pregnant (No shit) Invest more money - Buy more Apple (AAPL) stocks Find a smoking hot sexy girlfriend Pay off my credit cards Get more than 2 hours of sleep each night Get wasted with @aplusk also known as...
Jan 2nd
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