January 2010
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Anonymous asked: Have u ever had a cockmeat sandwich?
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Who want's to meet up?
Anyone from Seattle Tacoma Intl. Airport area who wants to meet up? Email me or ask me using Tumblr’s ask feature. http://ralph.dagza.com/ask
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You know you can shoot people here, you don’t have to throw a wrench.
– British military contractor from the movie “Hurt Locker”
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The new iPad Nano!
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Drake (12)
Jeremiah (11)
Kanye West (11)
Young Money (10)
Iyaz (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com
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If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who...
Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
Remove your laptop.
Start it up.
Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
Then click here.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Attack Attack! (5)
Chevelle (4)
Anberlin (3)
The Devil Wears Prada (3)
A Day to Remember (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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KIDS REENACT THE JERSEY SHORE
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Web 2.0 Suicide Machine →
Really cool and fun way to delete your online presence (Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter)
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Female friend: He has been begging me for a BJ but doesnt want to get mono
Ralph Dagza: How is he gunna get mono? Is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
The Devil Wears Prada (8)
A Day to Remember (5)
Drake (4)
Hey Champ (3)
Titus Jones (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
tttori:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me!...
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something-to-say asked: Ralph, why did you think it was a great idea to get in the pool well after the party was over, then proceed to walk through the house butt naked over people sleeping on the floor, then commence to sit spread eagle on Cameron's bed asking for a towel, only then, and not prior?? This is important! A dog's life is at stake!
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Question
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless??
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Ask me anything! →
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call me mr. flinstone, i can make your bed rock.
(via dearestsamantha)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
Hollywood Undead (17)
A Day to Remember (11)
Titus Jones (8)
Relient K (4)
A Plus D (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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It`s 2010. Now where the hell are the flying cars?
I better get a hover board by 2015
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My 2010 New Year's Resolution/Goals
Quit smoking - Disregard, I just bought a pack of smokes today
Get promoted to Staff Seargent
Start a startup company
Become a model (A hair model)
Get a cat
Try not get a girl pregnant (No shit)
Invest more money - Buy more Apple (AAPL) stocks
Find a smoking hot sexy girlfriend
Pay off my credit cards
Get more than 2 hours of sleep each night
Get wasted with @aplusk also known as...