August 2009
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Watchjakelodwick:
Turkey Cam - Turkey Running Through A Sunflower Patch (via kottke)
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Every time you say I have "too much free time,"
I update my Twitter :)
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WatchStalking Your Ex Girlfriend? New iPhone Apps Make It Easy
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Poll: Men Spend 8 Minutes Per Day Stalking... →
I bet girls spend more than 12 hours/day stalking on us
Crimewave by Crystal Castles
Eyes lit I want...
They’re locking up the Axe body spray behind the... →
stuffaboutminneapolis:
Stay classy Southside.
“The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year a total of 88,000 by the...”
– Anonymous
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September - Earth, Wind, & Fire
Advice for people who learned everything about NYC...
Friends would have been much more accurate if all the characters got shitfaced every night. (via topherchris)
“B2 SPIRIT: 21 bombers, priced at 1.3 billion each, plus 23 billion dollars in...”
– Via Regretful Morning (article)
WatchThis is Fucking cool! (robo.to/ralphdagza)
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MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet…Faggot. 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer— it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch...
Flashmob
At exactly 1:23am last night I started hearing really loud music and screaming outside of my window. I was in lala land and thought I was dreaming but then it snapped in my head that this was really happening. I looked out my window and there were over 100 people magically there blasting music, screaming, dancing, and lighting fireworks in the middle of the street. These people just showed up...
“Florida is the designated area of America where old people go to die. It is less...”
– ED on Florida. Too soon? (via topherchris)
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“101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both...”
1/2 pound Gummy Bear on a stick →
Candy lovers rejoice! The Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick represents the most delicious candy confection that man has ever produced. Hand made (with gloves on) in the US, the Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear. Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking. Available in several flavors.
“If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”
– Ralph Dagza
Cat rescued from washing machine adventure →
A German cat was rescued just in time after it got trapped in a washing machine that had been set on a hot cycle.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
“You know what I love that everyone else seems to hate? The smell of balls”
– Of all the things drunk girls have said to me…(via My Kicks)
Hot Topic on AAFES
Me: Dude! They sell shoes at Hot Topic?
Justin: Where do you think scary people get their shoes?
Me: Oh
