July 2009
74 posts
Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns →
SAFE FOR WORK!
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Women are getting more beautiful →
FOR the female half of the population, it may bring a satisfied smile. Scientists have found that evolution is driving women to become ever more beautiful, while men remain as aesthetically unappealing as their caveman ancestors.
“Cold Dust Girl” by Hey Champ
“Girls do fart, its a proven fact”
– My friend Brittany just farted (loud)
“The F-22 has never been flown over Iraq or Afghanistan.”
– DoD (via Washington Post)
“90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people...”
– (via Reddit)
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Facebook Party Raided By Police Helicopter, Dogs,... →
It was fun until someone yelled “COPS!”
WatchPoor thing
Tell me, ask me, sing me something →
I’ll try to get back to you but I can’t make any promises. Feel free to send me your complaints, suggestions, questions, spams, compliments, etc.
“PowerPoint presentations are a new form of anesthesia and torture. They were...”
– Anonymous (via airforce)
“この日本のですか？”
– Why Japan?
Sober sex
I haven’t had sober sex in a while but I’m not ready to make love with a 300 pound gal when I’m completely sober. I just can’t do it. (via Twitter)
“There wasn’t a single American airstrike in Iraq last month, according...”
– via Wired
WatchOn call 24/7 for the past six years, three senior citizens have made history by greeting nearly one million U.S. troops at a tiny airport in Maine. Filled with unexpected turns, their uplifting and emotional journey demonstrates the meaning of community at a time when America needs it most. (link)
The difference in “Military Intelligence”
Take the Army, for instance. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up from a bellow from the First Sergeant. He grabs a set of BDUs out of his footlocker, gets dressed, and runs down to the chow-hall for a breakfast on the run, he then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the Platoon Commander arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, “Give ‘em Hell, men.”
Now take the Marines....
Simple Minds - Don’t you forget about me
Airman improve base in Iraq →
“The team already constructed a 30,000-square-foot headquarters building here for the 4th Infantry Division’s 2nd Brigade Combat Team. Sergeant Snyder, the acting first sergeant for the squadron, said his team is especially proud of the new headquarters building.”
Yup, I was there…
“Working on a keynote presentation on how Twitter and social media can be used...”
– Ralph Dagza
The Most Dangerous Things in the Air Force
airforce:
An Airman saying “I learned this in Basic Training…”
A Sergeant saying “Trust me, sir…”
A 2nd Lieutenant saying “Based on my experience…”
A Colonel saying “I was just thinking…”
A Chief Master Sergeant saying “Watch this shit…”
Today I turn 23
24 days after Apple launched the new iPhone 3GS
“I’m the Austrian Zac Effron, except I’m two years younger…”
– Brüno
