June 2009
53 posts
“Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you...”
– (via TEACAKES)
“hope i don’t catch the famous person disease..”
– Becca (link)
Billy Mays is Dead!!! I'm not even kidding!!! I... →
Update: Shamwow guy got promoted
Find My iPhone
tmblg:
Maria, Mark and I just used MobileMe’s Find My iPhone feature to track down my stolen iPhone and retrieve it from two crackheads. We had William on the phone feeding us GPS coordinates while we ran around the mean streets of Toronto peering into shop windows before spotting a sketchy looking couple smoking cigarettes outside a clothing store. The guy immediately pulled the phone out of...
“When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all...”
– Via SMS
“Why climb a mountain when you can become one”
– Ralph Dagza
“I Never Intended For Twitter To Be Useful…Twitter was intended to be a way...”
– Twitter Creator On Iran
SAN FRANCISCO—Creator Jack Dorsey was shocked and saddened this week after learning that his social networking device, Twitter, was being used to disseminate pertinent and timely information during the recent civil unrest in Iran. “Twitter was intended to be a way for...
“i like writing about other people’s drama, i dont want any of my own”
– perez hilton whining (via stammy)
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WatchMy (only) dancing video
WatchWHAAAAADDAAAAA FUUUUUUUUU! Loves it!
“i like the smell of dogs paws.”
– (via eeaysee) EWWWWWWWWWWW
Pizza Hut drops 'Pizza' from its name
Blame recession cuts. Pizza Hut is slicing the “pizza” from its name. The fast food chain will now be known simply as “The Hut.” The new “hut” stores will be more than simply places to place a delivery order, according to MediaWeek. They will include televisions that broadcast CBS-programs such as Wheel of Fortune and Entertainment Tonight. (link) (via Digg)
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I made "Below the Zone"
Below the zone (BTZ) is a competitive early promotion program offered to enlisted U.S. Air Force personnel in the grade of Airman First Class/E-3. This early promotion opportunity is restricted to elite Airmen who stand out from their peers and perform duties at a level above their current rank. Airmen eligible for BTZ usually go before a board of judges, a board generally composed of their senior...
Welcome Back! Your deployment to Guam must be... →
6/2/2009 - WHITEMAN AIR FORCE BASE, Mo. — Whiteman leadership, friends and families welcomed more than 200 Airmen home May 29 and May 31 following a deployment to Andersen Air Force Base, Guam.
…”Deterrence is a principle part of our mission and a major part of that is demonstrating our ability to deploy to other parts of the world,” Colonel Robinson said. “Of...
Tumblarity
Him: You're so pretty
Her: Stop it..
Him: Why? Am I making you blush?
Her: No, you're boosting my tumblarity
Him: I'm reblogging this
At my brother's highschool graduation
david:
Hard to believe 12% of these kids have already had anal sex.
That’s it?
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“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a...”
– Mitch Hedberg
2 tags
“My boner feels like my third leg”
– Ralph Dagza
