April 2009
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Watchmotelparakeet:
“Everyone, look at pictures of my cat!” Spot on; and realizing the ridiculousness of it all makes me want to stop using Twitter.
why are guys such assholes to the nice girls?
melanderson:
duo:
melanderson:
somethinglikeaphenomena:
i’m tired of being screwed over..
Ditto!
Why are girls such assholes to nice guys?
Ditto! lol It’s a vicious cycle.
Fucking Whore!
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Hype of the day
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WatchRalph Dagza does Folgers
Watch the HD version on Vimeo
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I hate that you took me for granted.
I hate that I was the only one trying to make it work. I hate that I put you first but you put me second. I hate that you can just turn the other cheek. I hate that you just gave up.
Fuckin’ A!
Someone please send me photobooth
I updated to iLife ‘09 and it seems like they got rid of Photobooth or I don’t know what the hell is going on. What the hell happened to it? If you have a dmg or installer can you please send them my way? Thanks!
My email is ralph.dagza(at)gmail.com
Please?
People Watching
andreasjp:
jamesraymond:
is my favorite hobby. strangers fascinate me because they can be anything you want them to be. you make up their story. you control how they influence you, if only just for a second in passing. and perhaps i find them even more interesting than people i know.
two gay men, a couple. neither drop-dead attractive, but a good match for each other. they lay in the grass,...
What happened last night?
I love unordered list, and its perfect for me because everything that happened last night was a blur but here are the things that I remember/regret
Started drinking at 2pm
Went to the bars/club at 8pm
Jog to the gas station to get some smokes and 40s
Sorority girls give offered us a ride to Pine St.
Instead of going back to the bar we went look for house parties (we failed)
We lost our...
what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down...
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I dont want to pay $2 for a bottle of water
For the past few days, Ive been posting a bunch of alcohol related Twitter updates. I am not an alcoholic, I just dont want to drink tap water and also I dont want to pay $2 for a bottle of water. In Iraq you can see pallets of bottled water on every corner you can take as much as you want without paying for it. Welcome back to America where “Beer” is cheaper than water (almost) I...
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Im home from Iraq
Someone get me a beer!
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