March 2009
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“I found this pill you can take that makes you no longer hungry. It’s called a...”
– Amir
Jennifer Aniston ended relationship with John... →
A source claimed Aniston decided Mayer was not committed enough to her and called time on their romance having found hourly updates on his Twitter page.
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I'm just wondering
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
And why does the sun come out during the day, when it would be so much more useful if it came out at night when it was dark?
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Batman vs. Lil Wayne
Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana, Batman!
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee… Like a cop car
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“If you don’t know KBR, you have never been to Iraq. They’re...”
– Iraq for sale (movie)
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Follow my friends
They’re new to Tumblr, please give them a warm welcome
Jonathan Crispillo & Matt Jones
They used to play sports. Then they realized you can buy trophies. Now they’re good at everything.
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“I feel like someone just told me Santa doesn’t exist, right after shooting...”
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WatchThis is an I.E.D. explosion looks like, this reminds me of the movie “Tremors”
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$3 Movies
Ahmed sells good quality DVDs for $3.
I love Iraq (sometimes)
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WatchSafe for work porn. Hhahahahaha! Fucking hilarious.
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“Porta-potties: Are not the best place to be during a mortar attack.”
– Learned lesson
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“I’m seriously in love with smoking weed.. besides the fact that it makes me want...”
– Ali Ramina You just made my day :)
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Miley Cyrus Got Dissed By Her Favorite Band... →
She’s just being Miley
Generation Kill
Sgt. Colbert: Trombley, why are you wasting food?
Lance Cpl. Trombley: I'm going to shoot me a dog.
Sgt. Colbert: No Trombley you aren't. We don't shoot dogs, we shoot people.
“Alcohol and her poor judgment will lead to a romantic night”
– Yours truly
An [insert collective noun here] of collective...
Sara Macpherson:
Yes, we all know that a group of crows is called a murder. Here are some other phenomenal (animal) collective nouns:
A business of ferrets
A blessing of unicorns
A parliament of owls
A smack of jellyfish
A shrewdness of apes
An exaltation of larks
A sneak of weasels
A pitying of turtledoves
A mutation of thrushes
Many, many more can be found in this exhaustive...
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How to work for Girls Gone Wild
All you have to do is say any of these lines and you’ll have the power to undress any inebriated woman.
Those are gorgeous!
Are those real? (Let me see them)
Are you wearing a thong? (Let me see them)
You have such a great body!
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Do you shave? (Let me see them)
Turn around.
Try this on.
Hold it for # seconds
_(something)_ is on the way, do it again.
...
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Another reason why I joined the Air Force
MARINES: Meals, Ready-to-Eat 3 times a day.
ARMY: One hot meal, 2 MRE’s.
NAVY: 3 hot meals.
AIR FORCE: Catered meals prepared by the Galloping Gourmet, Julia Child, Wolfgang Puck and Emeril Lagasse. All you can eat.
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