March 2009
39 posts
Pussycat Dolls - When I grow up
Best motivational...
I just bought a new domain
Watch out interwebs, the future of web 3.0 is here! I present you fistingbonanza.com I am hoping to sell it to a porn mogul who has a fisting fetish. I really don’t know what to do with it I just bought it because I can.
I am thinking a new personal blog…
“Fisting Bonanza: A personal blog of Ralph Dagza”
What do you think? Ideas are always welcome.
February 2009
42 posts
Can someone please tell me what animal this is? →
melanderson:
smigin:
lovehopehate:
bluddyellmiss:
13smiles:
buriedunderground:
I really want one.
it looks like a llama sitting oddly.
You’ll find that it is actually a llamaworm, a crossing much like the horsecaterpillar.
I <3 you Inez
LMAO I can’t catch my breathe OMG OMG!!!!! “You’ll find that it is actually a llamaworm, a crossing much like the horsecaterpillar.”
someone...
Daft Punk: Around The World (lyrics) →
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the...
“I just saved the world! I better get a purple heart because all I had was 30...”
– Ralph Dagza on his after action report
i just had this conversation with a friend...
her: i did it
her: hahaha
me: haha you did?
her: yep
her : but he went to put it in me .. and it went into my butt and i passed out :[
me: shut up
her: nope
me: you passed out?
her: so embarassing
her: yes
her: i was standing
her: and then woke up on the bed and hes like ARE YOU OK???
me: because he put it in your butt?
her: yeah
her: it hurt so bad
me: how did it even go in there
her: and i got so dizzy then fainted
her: he thought it was my vagina i guess
her: and just slammed it in there and i screamed bloody murder
PASSED OUT?! hahahahah
WTFLOL
i am tumblr-shy
conundrums:
i want to talk to new people on here. network and make friends. whatever. but i really don’t like internet friends. why, you ask? because i don’t see a point. i have a couple of internet friends, one which i have grown quite fond of, and i am so grateful to know this person. but it kills me that we can’t chill face-to-face on a regular basis, if ever even. it’s almost torture. i...
Now implementing "Notes"
Just incorporated the “Notes” feature on my Tumblr, check out an example on my tumblelog. I will be implementing more features soon.
Have a great day!
WatchLady Gaga - Poker Face
I want to be on this video, the party looks fun
“Someone just told me that the reason I like Nutella is because I “have a...”
– Dude, I don’t have a vagina and I enjoy Nutella.
Generation Kill (2008)
Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.
Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that shit...
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.
Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.
LOL Theory
The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness. (Link)
ex 1 Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.
ex 2 Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.
ex 3 Me: Will you marry me? Lol.
Newest US troops in dangerous region near Kabul →
LOGAR PROVINCE, Afghanistan – Close to 3,000 American soldiers who recently arrived in Afghanistan to secure two violent provinces near Kabul have begun operations in the field and already are seeing combat, the unit’s spokesman said Monday.
The new troops are the first wave of an expected surge of reinforcements this year. The process began to take shape under President George Bush but has...
“Stop building your life around someone who doesn’t give a fuck about you.”
As much as I don't really want to..
ashleyharder:
I kind of want some sort of valentine.
Same here
Crispy
Cripsy: Have you ever had a girl stick their finger up in your ass?
Me: Ummmmm no
Crispy: Why not?
Me: ..........
Hey Tumblr
melanderson:
What if I love more than one tumblelog and it’s part of my religious beliefs to love more than one tumblelog?!!!!
Dear Tumblr, please give her what she wants…. I’m tired of her bitching all the time.
Update
Since Tumblr put a heart on my face, my domain (ralph.dagza.com) is temporarily unavailable as I transfer it to a new registrar. You can use ralph.tumblr.com for now.
PS. I need a Tumblr Valentine card
Thank you
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Remember Lt. Dane from Forrest Gump? MMmyeah he... →
Operation Iraqi Children (OIC) is program established to bring desperately needed school supplies to the children of Iraq. This program, founded by actor Gary Sinise Forrest Gump, Apollo 13)
With the help of the United States Armed Forces, OIC’s contributions are distributed to children throughout Iraq. The goal of Operation Iraqi Children is to improve the quality of education for Iraqi...
“If I have a million dollars, I can do six girls at the same time.”
– Ralph Dagza
I need some new tunes
I am really tired of all the songs the I listen to, I need some new songs to boost my morale. How about you send me your top 5 favorite songs. Please send them my way at ralph.dagza (at) gmail. Thanks
I never felt this stupid before
Me: I heard you have a boyfriend now?
Her: Ummm yeah... who told you?
Me: A friend
Her: Who?
Me: It doesnt matter, how come you never told me?
Her: I just dont want you to worry. Oh he's here, can you call me later or tomorrow? Ok?
Me: K
*hungs up the phone*
“I went to the superbowl party just for the beer and this is the only time...”
– Ralph Dagza
