Ralph Dagza: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Check out our Christmas video! Three good looking Airmen on ice. This might be the next US Air Force commercial.

Dec 30th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Relient K (9) Paramore (8) Weezer (7) Anberlin (6) Silverstein (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

ralph.dagza.com Now with more snow!!!

Pretty fucking cool!

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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“I don’t go to church but that’s okay because I follow Jesus on...”

– Yours truly

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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The real reason why NORAD is tracking Santa

DOD traces Santa for children and also for the INS. Keep in mind that just for Christmas; Santa sneaks not only into our homes but he is sneaking into the USA as an undocumented worker, along with the fact that he’s not paying taxes on any of his imports. Private Military Companies such as Blackwater is also tracking Santa and at the same time protecting him from terrorist threats. ]]>]]>

Dec 26th

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“The Pope was tackled. Merry Christmas!”

– (watch the funny video)

Dec 25th

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Track Santa with the help of NORAD →

I think I’m drunk because I’m sarting to enjoy tracking santa.

Dec 25th

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FIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE GOOOOOLLLDDEEEN...

Four talking birds Three something else Two turtle things AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!!!

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Ralph Dagza is now available for Kindle

For those people with ugly Kindles.. For as low as 99 cents/month you can have my crazy thoughts, ideas, and imagination delivered to your device. Kindle Blogs are auto-delivered wirelessly to your Kindle and updated throughout the day so you can stay current. It’s risk free—all Kindle Blog subscriptions start with a 14-day free trial. You can cancel at any time during the free trial...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →

Anberlin (29) Owl City (4) Chevelle (3) Fyfe Dangerfield (3) Kanye West (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Thinking about sending a care package to our... →

VI. Don’t put “Word Finds” in your care package. How effing old do you think your audience is over here? The minimum age of a person to join the military is seventeen, and that’s with their parents permission. Don’t insult our intelligence. Yes, we joined the military, but we can also tie our own shoes and operate a phone.You may as well just send us coloring books or...

Dec 22nd

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“I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows...”

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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F-22s complete first Middle East deployment →

About time……

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Usher + Goat →

jacob: jstn: Open extra goats for extra fun. Fucking genius!!!

Dec 20th

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8th Grader Sex Therapist

I’m having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better? Mike F., New Jersey I don’t get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you’re gay or something, I dunno. She’s naked, right? Just have her tug at your boner. If it doesn’t work, you like dudes. Go have sex with a dude or something. I’ll bet...

Dec 20th

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Twitter is down

Girl: I've broken up with Jim
Boy: Really? How could he cope with it?
Girl: He doesn't know it yet, Twitter is down.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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The coolest unsubscribe page I’ve ever seen (from groupon.com) (via @peterc)

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Is dancing better if you’re topless? Can you guess which is best? Hint - If you’re not sure watch the video… (NSFW)

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →

The Devil Wears Prada (24) Anberlin (9) Kid Cudi (9) Jay-Z Feat Alicia Keys (6) Chevelle (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 14th

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http://www.cantyouseeimbusy.com/ →

Welcome to CantYouSeeImBusy.com - the only site where you can play games without your boss noticing. Let’s face it; we all want to relax every now and then, but still want to appear professional or busy! That’s why all the games at CantYouSeeImBusy.com are designed in a way that nobody can see that you’re gaming. In fact, your boss and colleagues will think that you’re working harder than ever...

Dec 14th

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The Notorious B.I.G. vs. Miley Cyrus - Party and...