December 2009
62 posts
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November 2009
28 posts
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
johncarney:
It’s that time of year (again) when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses during this season. It’s just too dangerous, and will almost certainly lead to...
How to make a woman happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
...
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How to address an officer
Officer: "Airman, do you have change for a dollar?
"
Airman: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Let's try it again. Airman, do you have change for a dollar?"
Airman: "No, sir!"
I am thankful
That I’m not a Turkey.
What are you thankful for?
Internet Vices →
Facebook is a vodka cranberry
Social lubricant used to enhance still developing social etiquette. You’re aware of your uninhibited actions, but comforted by the built in safety net of excuses.
How to get pregnant →
Finally! I found the solution
“I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair...”
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Feeling like a failure? Get an ottoman. Ottoman...
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Passion Party
Me: My roommate's gf is hosting a passion party at our house...
Her: WTF is that?
Me: Think about a Tupperware party with dildos and vibrators.
Her: Sure, count me in!
Dear Every Site That Paginates Articles
marco:
I’m sure you split stories like this into two pages for a good reason: to save my bandwidth. After all, the remaining 3,126 characters of the story’s body (1,530 bytes as transferred with gzip compression) would have increased the page’s total size by 0.0032%.
No, I’m just yanking your chain. I know you’re double-charging your advertisers for the same story by artificially inflating...
Amish Online Dating! →
Look at this fucking mustache gallery. →
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Christmas is just around the corner...
mindymaygan:
And it’s never too early to get festive & start giving! Many families and children struggle to have a good Christmas. And even before then, it’s cold outside NOW and some could use extra blankets/coats/boots that you may have already or could pitch in for. There are tons of cheap and FREE ways to help.
If you’re not sure where to start…
Charities and Organizations
Contact...
“Twitter is not going to kill journalism. Journalism dedicated to reporting the...”
– Elmo Keep (via tmblg)
