February 2009
42 posts
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Cinderella
Question: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Answer: She gagged.
January 2009
42 posts
Im in Basrah
In March through to May 2003, the outskirts of Basra were the scene of some of the heaviest fighting in the 2003 invasion of Iraq. British forces, led on foot by units of the 3rd Battalion, The Parachute Regiment and supported by 7th Armoured Brigade, took the city on 6 April 2003. This city was the first stop for the United States and the United Kingdom, during the 2003 Invasion of Iraq. This...
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Tom Cruise
Kill Me Plwease: did you see the frosty snow in florida?
amn dagza: yes
amn dagza: wtf is up with that
amn dagza: global warming?
Kill Me Plwease: global warming
Kill Me Plwease: lol
amn dagza: I wonder what Tom Cruise thinks about that?
Kill Me Plwease: we should email him
amn dagza: tomcruise@churchofscientology.org
Kill Me Plwease: hahahaha
amn dagza: what should we say?
Kill Me Plwease: Tom, Do you know whats going on right now? Global Warming! There is a layer of snow in my backyard, and I live in FLORIDA!
amn dagza: we should ask him if he likes bagels
25 ways to impress a girl
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
25. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited....
“An Iraqi cat just ignored me, how do you say “You can have...”
– Ralph Dagza
Cat evicted from post office for not paying taxes →
“I can has post office”
I'd trade 10 Facebook friends for a Whopper →
“Burger King has introduced a new Facebook application that is getting lots of attention – “Whopper Sacrifice.” The concept is essentially this: delete 10 of your Facebook friends and get a free Whopper. Each time you remove someone, that action is broadcast to your news feed – apparently, not a big deal to users so far, as more than 50,000 friends have already been sacrificed.”
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Need Chuck?
lfar:
Go: www.google.com
Type: “find chuck norris”
Click: I’m Feeling Lucky
WatchApple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
“Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”
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A fighter pilot
Question: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
Answer: He'll tell you
Question: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
Answer: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Question: How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Just one. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her..
Question: What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?
Answer: The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when it's drunk.
Question: What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
Answer: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
the best story I've heard so far in 2009
(Via spiegelman):
“The first time I saw my dad drunk was at a house party, where he did a naked cannonball into the swimming pool, climbed out and threw up all over the lawn. Over the next few months a tomato plant grew in the spot where he threw up. And the tomatoes that came from this plant, they were huge, plump, county fair winning tomatoes. The people whose house it was said they never...
