July 2008
23 posts
70 Amazing Business Cards - Fubiz™ →
Mark Zuckerburg is changing the world →
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University Lipdub (HS Furtwangen)
B2 Spirit
Firefighters Turned Away From Exclusive Nightclub... →
“There was no way I could let them in dressed like that… If they had brought some ladies with them, then maybe. But we have to maintain some standards here.”
Orgy in your mouth
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Guitar Hero World Tour: Badass Drums
The world is running out of iPhones!!! →
What the hell are we going to do now? Stop the war, plant more trees, and make more babies!
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22
Today I turn 22, what the fuck is the big deal? I’m already allowed to buy alcohol (21), watch porno (18), and drive a vehicle (16). but in the last year I have done plenty of things that I’m really proud about. Thank you for staying around.
How To Spot Fake Breasts →
We’ve all been walking through a mall one time or another when suddenly our head ships around in utter disbelief when we see a pair of fake breasts that are so huge, so obvious and so weird looking we have to stop and stare. But for the more subtle connoisseur, here are some tips on how to spot fake breasts.
What do you fly?
Preppy gal: I like your bag, Are you in the Army?
Ralph Dagza: No, I'm in the Air Force
Preppy gal: That's hot! Thanks for serving
Ralph Dagza: Don't thank me, Thank you for your support
Preppy gal: What kind of plane do fly?
Ralph Dagza: M16, if I'm lucky I get to play with the M4
Preppy gal: That is awesome, I always wanted to ride an AK-47
Ralph Dagza: *Sigh!* (She's so dumb!)
B-2 Spirit Bombers take off from Nellis Air Force Base during a Red Flag exercise. The plane’s shape is designed to fool the eye, making it difficult to tell whether it’s coming or going.