December 2008
23 posts
EVERY 30 gig Zune died last night →
(via jeffbaum)
This is hilarious. A software bug made every 30GB-model Zune crash last night at 2 AM, and they won’t reboot properly.
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Army VS. Air Force
There’s an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,…..”Man, I am really...
Overheard in a cracker barrel parking lot
Woman: is he gay?
Man: no he is a drug addict
Woman: same thing
USAF on Purevolume →
USAF has a special (most likely paid) page on Purevolume. The page is contains, live recordings of some emo bands. What is the Air Force trying to do? Attracting more tweens and emo kids to join the military? Oh well, just check out the cool pic of the B2 Spirit.
Man dies after his wife set his genitals on fire →
“A MAN whose wife allegedly set fire to his genitals while he slept has died.”
Dayum! I don’t like the part when his genitals were on fire..
Thanks
To all the care packages and presents! Thanks for your support!
SSgt: Why did the chicken crossed the street?
Ralph Dagza: Why?
SSgt: Because my dick was stuck in it.
Ralph Dagza: Huh?
SSgt: Hahaha
Ralph Dagza: You don't make sense and you called yourself a chicken fucker
SSgt: I did?
Ralph Dagza: Yup!
SSgt: But I'm not
Ralph Dagza: Oh well... *Slap!*
Taaz →
Virtual online make over site for gals… go tell your girlfriends!
“Let’s do Yoga, so we can find our inner selves”
– Terrence Murray
NORAD tracks Santa →
Its about time
Dear Kanye West
livejamie:
You are not Elliot Smith, you are not Johnny Cash. We don’t really like it when you make a sad music album, it comes off really boring.
Don’t get me wrong, I loved ‘Roses’ and I don’t mind you slowing it down for us every once in a while, but let’s try to keep it to a ratio.
I’m suggesting a 7:1 ratio.
For every boring ‘Love Lockdown’ you have to give us seven club bangers that...
