Ralph Dagza is a new media connoisseur and a social engineer. He is also serving in the United States Air Force. The opinions expressed on this site are mine alone, not those of the US Air Force.
Ralph Dagza is a proud contributor of App for What and Testumblrone.
Ralph Dagza is a proud contributor of App for What and Testumblrone.
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I WILL BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS IN MEMORY OF HIM…
6 days ago
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Billy Mays is Dead!!! I'm not even kidding!!! I care about him more than I care about Michael Jackson... Oxyclean is so much better than your Billy Jean
Update: Shamwow guy got promoted
6 days ago
Find My iPhone
Maria, Mark and I just used MobileMe’s Find My iPhone feature to track down my stolen iPhone and retrieve it from two crackheads. We had William on the phone feeding us GPS coordinates while we ran around the mean streets of Toronto peering into shop windows before spotting a sketchy looking couple smoking cigarettes outside a clothing store. The guy immediately pulled the phone out of his pocket and said he had been “waiting for us on the corner”, despite having received multiple push messages saying the phone was lost and to call Mark’s phone.
The future is now.
I dare you to steal my iPhone!
6 days ago
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16 hours ago
Fat Chicks giving head...
| Kent: | I was getting head from this fat chic |
| Ralph: | How was it? |
| Kent: | I swear to God! She had like five tounges and her legs was like a trash bag full of mashed potatoes. |
| Ralph: | High Five! |
1 day ago
4 days ago
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
(via TEACAKES)
4 days ago
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hope i don’t catch the famous person disease..
Becca (link)
6 days ago
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson!
Via SMS
1 week ago
